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Get High-Quality Weed in DC

Your trusted DC DISPENSARY for premium cannabis products.

 
 
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ABOUT No kids allowed: a highly-rated DC DIspensary

Awarded as one of the top-rated dispensaries in DC, No Kids Allowed is proud to be a licensed medical dispensary offering a curated selection of premium cannabis products. From exotic flower strains and delicious edibles to potent concentrates and CBD options, we provide high-quality products designed to support your wellness journey.

Conveniently located near the Capitol building, our DC dispensary serves both residents and out-of-state visitors with valid Medical Cannabis Cards. Whether you’re a seasoned cannabis user or exploring medical cannabis for the first time, our expert team is here to guide you, answer your questions, and ensure an exceptional experience.

At No Kids Allowed, we prioritize quality, safety, and compliance with all local regulations. As a leading dispensary in Washington DC, we are dedicated to providing a reliable, professional, and welcoming environment for all of our medical patients.

 
 
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HOW TO BUY WEED IN DC

At no kids allowed, getting the best weed in Washington DC is simple and legal. Whether you’re a resident or visiting, we’re your go-to dispensary in Washington DC. Here's how buying weed in DC works:

 
 
 
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1. Step one

Make sure you have a valid Medical Cannabis Card and government-issued ID. Don’t have a card? We can guide you through the quick and easy process to get one.

 
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2. Step two

Browse our menu online or visit our DC dispensary in person to explore a curated selection of premium cannabis products, including exotic flowers, edibles, and concentrates.

 
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3. Step Three

Complete your purchase in-store (cash only) and enjoy your top-quality cannabis responsibly, knowing you’ve chosen a trusted licensed dispensary in Washington DC.

 
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Why We're One of the Best Dispensaries in DC

With over 3,000+ five-star reviews, no kids allowed is known for being one of the best weed dispensaries in Washington DC. Don’t settle for sketchy shops—our dispensary in DC carries only the highest-quality flower, edibles, concentrates, and more featuring artwork from local artists and the best team of budtenders you’ve ever encountered.

 
 
 

Why Shop at No Kids Allowed?

  • Licensed Medical Dispensary: As a trusted DC dispensary, we provide safe, professional, and compliant access to high-quality cannabis for medical patients.

  • 100% Legal Purchases: Our dispensary in DC ensures all your cannabis purchases are completely legal, allowing you to enjoy peace of mind.

  • Privacy & Discretion: Shop with privacy and enjoy a discreet experience at our Washington DC dispensary.

 
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Unbeatable Washington DC Weed Deals You Can't Miss

Check out our amazing deals on pre-rolls, concentrates, and flower. Reach out to learn more about our latest offers on the best cannabis in Washington DC.

 

SILVER MONDAYS

Customers 65 years and older receive 10% off their order / All Day

Customers receive free samples and information about a selected products / While Supplies Last


TEACHER TUESDAYs

10% off all orders / 6:30PM to 8:30PM


LADIES NIGHT WEDNESDAYs

10% off orders for customers who identify as women / 6:30PM to 8:30PM


GAME DAY FRIDAYs

All customers with purchases over $125 get to spin our prize wheel / All Day

 
 

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Not sure where to buy weed in DC or how to purchase it legally? No problem! We’re here to guide you through every step of the process.

 
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FAQ

+ Do I need a medical marijuana card to buy weed in DC at nka?

Yes, No Kids Allowed is now a licensed medical dispensary in Washington DC, and a valid Medical Cannabis Card is required to purchase cannabis. If you don’t have one yet, we can help guide you through the simple application process to get your card quickly and easily. Whether you're new to buying weed in DC or a returning customer, we make the process smooth and stress-free.

+ How do I get a medical cannabis card in DC?

For DC Residents:

  1. Prepare Your Documents:
    • DC Driver’s License, or
    • Proof of DC Residency & Government-issued ID
    • Photo of your face
  2. Apply Online: Click here to apply. Fill in your information and upload your documents.
  3. Get Your Temporary Card: Check your email within 5–10 minutes for a Temporary Medical Cannabis Card. Forward it to info@nokidsallowed.club.
  4. Receive Your Permanent Card: A permanent card will be emailed within 30 days.
For Non-DC Residents (Tourists):
  1. Prepare Your Documents:
    • Government-issued ID
    • Photo of your face
  2. Apply Online: Click here to apply. Fill in your information and upload your documents.
  3. Get Your Temporary Card: Check your email within 5–10 minutes for a payment link and Temporary Medical Cannabis Card. Forward it to info@nokidsallowed.club.

+ Do you accept out-of-state medical cannabis cards?

Yes, No Kids Allowed accepts valid Medical Cannabis Cards from states with reciprocity agreements in Washington DC dispensaries. Please bring your state-issued card and a valid government ID when visiting our weed dispensary in Washington DC.

+ What type of cannabis products do you offer?

We carry a variety of products, including premium flower, pre-rolls, edibles, concentrates, vapes, and weed wax. As a top dispensary in Washington DC, we offer high-quality cannabis to meet every preference. Check out our full menu for the best dispensary in Washington DC experience.

+ Is weed legal in Washington DC?

Yes, weed in DC is legal for adults 21 and over, but sales are restricted to licensed medical dispensaries in DC. At No Kids Allowed, we operate as a licensed medical dispensary in Washington DC, meaning all of our cannabis products are 100% legal and compliant with local regulations. A valid Medical Cannabis Card is required to make purchases.

+ How much weed can I buy at one time?

You can legally purchase up to the possession limit, which is up to eight ounces of cannabis flower at a time in Washington DC. Limits may vary for other product types like concentrates and edibles.

+ Can I order weed online in DC?

Yes! You can browse our full menu and place your order online for easy in-store pick-up. We make buying weed in DC as convenient as possible. If you have any questions on your purchase, please call us at (202) 897-5993.

+ What’s the difference between Indica, Sativa, and Hybrid strains?

Indica strains tend to provide relaxing effects, Sativa strains are more uplifting, and Hybrids offer a balanced combination. Our team can help you choose the right strain for your needs.

+ Which payment methods do you accept?

We currently accept cash payments only. Please bring enough cash when shopping at our dispensary in DC. ATMs are available in-store for your convenience.

+ Do you carry CBD products?

Yes, we offer a range of CBD products including tinctures, edibles, and topicals, perfect for those seeking the benefits of cannabis without the psychoactive effects of THC.

+ Do you offer cannabis delivery in Washington DC?

Currently, we only offer in-store pickup for your orders. Place your order online and visit our weed dispensary in Washington DC to pick up your cannabis products. Our DC dispensary ensures a quick and seamless experience for every customer.

+ Can tourists buy weed in DC?

Yes! Whether you're a local or visiting Washington DC, as long as you are 21+ with a valid state ID, you can sign up for a Medical Cannabis Card and purchase cannabis from our dispensary in DC. Our team at No Kids Allowed is here to guide you through the process, ensuring you can access high-quality Washington DC marijuana legally and easily.

 
 
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NO KIDS ALLOWED DC

637 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE SE

STE B WASHINGTON, DC 20003

(202) 897-5993

INFO@NOKIDSALLOWED.CLUB


Monday: 12pm-7pm

Tuesday-Thursday: 10am-9pm

Friday-Saturday: 10am-10pm

Sunday: 10am-8pm